While being in no way timely, this page was created for me to publicly state my take on the movies that exist. If, for example, you visit The Smog Monster Film Review and discover an explanation of why ST. ELMO’S FIRE is so, so horrible then things are working as they should. That said, I will earnestly pursue relevance of some sort. In conclusion, I am not promising relevance but merely aiming for it generally; Smog Films is like a liquored up hillbilly shooting buckshot towards the moon. S’alright?